As is the fashion these days.. Everyone is into 'trending'...
Basically, those identifying 'trends' are people who gather data on what other people are talking, tweeting, blogging, singing, whinging or ranting about and then draw conclusions from these such as the following:
'This season's colour will be Fuschia'
'Tangello sales will rise by 48%'
'China. Democracy. Next financial year.'
So, i thought I'd do a little 'trending' on myself. I thought it may allow me to predict what I'll be up to in a couple of month's time.
Using the search bar in my browser, I entered each letter of the alphabet, which brought up my search terms since whenever the last time I cleared my cache was.
The results were startling. And perhaps slightly unnerving.
So, without further ado, here's what's trending in Jeremy's world at the moment:
Aint nothin gonna break my stride
Bags of Zing
Collective noun horses
Captain Planet shoes
dead mum carrying father's baby
Flourish of trumpets
Horatio Caine's blazer
Plastic made from seaweed
Rollercoaster kills child
I'm as confused as you are...
And that's just from my work computer. I'll try it out at home and see what else comes up.
In the meantime, I think it's fair to presume that tomorrow, Ace of Base will play a county fair where, after a flourish of trumpets, a rollercoaster kills a child when Genghis Khan's Frogskins are found to be made from seaweed.